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30 Hilarious Amazon Reviews On Products. #5 Will Make You Laugh Out Loud!


Product reviews can sometimes be totally crazy and hilarious, it’s amazing how creative people can be. In this case, Amazon has collected some of their funniest reviews to share them with their customers. Take a look!

Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer by Hutzler Manufacturing Co.

Hutzler Banana Slicer

1) “What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn’t already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone?”

Mrs Toledo

2) “Gone are the days of biting off slice-sized chunks of banana and spitting them onto a serving tray…. Next on my wish list: a kitchen tool for dividing frozen water into cube-sized chunks.”

N. Krumpe

3) “As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”

J. Anderson

Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt by The Mountain

Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt

4) “Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.”


5) “I believe that wearing this t-shirt has made me a better man, which is remarkable because, well….I’m a chick.”

Diane P.

6) “I had a two-wolf shirt for a while and I didn’t think life could get any better. I was wrong. Life got 50% better, no lie.”

Seth G. Macy


BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen by BIC

BIC Cristal Ball Pen

7) “I don’t use it for vulgar endeavors like math or filling out a voter application, but BIC Cristal for Her is a lovely little writing utensil all the same. Ask your husband for some extra pocket money so you can buy one today!”

E. Bradley

8) “This product is fantastic for those days when my prose is suffering from that not-so-fresh feeling.”

K. Gray




Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk by Go Office

Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk

10) “It’s OK Iguess, but the bumpy road majkes it hard to type. And theree’s a lot of pedeestrians and traffic that keep distracting me fromm my computer.”

John Meinken

11) “I love emailing the Highway patrol while I drive to let them know the tag numbers of cell phone using drivers.”

Min Byong Chang

12) “I’m using it right now to post this review and I never”

Michael McCollough


Avery Durable View Binder by Avery

Avery Durable View Binder

13) “As a wife and mother, I LOVE this binder. It keeps me in my place, allows me to get dinner ready on time, AND only costs 72% of the more masculine version.”


14) “Let me just point out one glaring omission: While this is a lovely, multi-purpose binder, IT DOES NOT COME WITH WOMEN. Presumably one is expected to find women on one’s own.”


15) “My women… keep sticking out over the edges, even getting away in some cases. I thought using clear, glass-ceiling page protectors would help, but it doesn’t seem to slow them down anymore.”



Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal by Tuscan

Tuscan Whole Milk

16) “Has anyone else tried pouring this stuff over dry cereal? A-W-E-S-O-M-E!”

J. Fitzsimmons

17) “Do you have any idea where this stuff comes from? It’s excreted by squeezing the wobbly thingie on the UNDERSIDE OF A COW! That’s hardly made clear anywhere on the label.”


18) “They really need to put a warning label on this thing. Apparently, if you put it into your body, it turns into urine. Urine!”

E. Bonheim


Uranium Ore by Images SI Inc.

Uranium Ore

19) “I was very disappointed to have my uranium confiscated at the airport. It was a gift for my son for his birthday. Also, I’m in prison now, so that’s not good either.”

C.A. Lankford

20) “It is not cat food…. The cat’s huge and well, doesn’t really look much like a cat anymore.”


21) “I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.”

Patrick J. McGovern


Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable by Denon

Denon AKDL1 Link Cable

22) “Just holding the packaging it comes in, I can see distant galaxies and, though you may not believe it, hear what the aliens there are thinking.”

S. Mayo

23) “The cable knew where to go, and hooked itself into the correct ports without help from me.”

Harmless Gryphon

24) “The most horrific thing of all was that after having spent 300 years crawling to the system to unplug said cable, my brother was unable to control the sheer power of such a quality signal and like an ancient psychedelic Mr Miyagi struggling with a running fire hose, pointed the beam directly into his face.”



Accoutrements Horse Head Mask by Accoutrements

Accoutrements Horse Head Mask

25) “It’s not big enough to completely cover a horse’s head, and it doesn’t provide enough air flow for them, either.”


26) “By wearing this mask, I was able to get anything and everything I needed. Plenty of hay, lots of time to run and, best of all, I no longer have to wear pants.”

T. C. Zimmermann

27) “It is day 87 and the horses have accepted me as one of their own. I have grown to understand and respect their gentle ways.”



How to Avoid Huge Ships by John W. Trimmer

Huge Ships

28) “I read this book before going on vacation and I couldn’t find my cruise liner in the port. Vacation ruined.”


29) “It was only after it arrived that I looked closely at the title and realized it said ‘How to Avoid Huge SHIPS’. A simple error that means I am still treading on massive examples of canine excrement.”

Graham Thomas

30) “Capt. Trimmer’s advice would have been immensely beneficial to humans, fish, seabirds, and other animals, but I am none of those things. I’m a big rock.”





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